I'm so bored I could puke. I don't feel like reading, I don't want to smoke, and nothing on the net has caught my eye. I'm hungry, too, but since I'm on an austerity plan for a while, I really can't go grab something to eat.

What I would like to do is drink a lot of beer. A six-pack and my porch is about as close to heaven as I can envision at the moment.

Tentative date for Rob Halford's Houston gig: May 21st. That will fuckin' rule.