Me circa AD&D Second Edition.

D.A. Smith
Human
2nd-level Specialty Priest of Doubt/Good Times

Str: 9
Con: 15
Dex: 11
Int: 15
Wis: 14
Cha: 12

HP: 11
AC: 10 (no armor)

Weapon proficiencies: AK-47, six-pack, lit cigarette
Non-weapon proficiencies: read/write English, read/write Spanish (-4 proficiency check), read/write French (-8 proficiency check), artistic ability (writing), cooking, religion, swimming

Spellbook/spells granted by prayer: Summon Almighty Riffs, Cure Light Wounds (With Beer), Take It Easy

Equipment: leather wristband (no AC bonus), selection of heavy metal band t-shirts, steel-toed boots (+1d3 damage to kick attacks), pack of cigarettes, hair tie, books, LPs/CDs, place to sit, six-pack of beer, The Gospel of Casual