Slowly-typed line by slowly-typed line, guzzled beer by guzzled beer, murky thought by murky thought, what may be my new novel is appearing before me on this screen.

Dark Tranquillity's Damage Done is one of the finest albums I have purchased in the past two years. While not summertime fare, it is most definitely an album for days and nights like these. You should purchase it, as well as a copy of Axis Mundi Sum, which would make an excellent Christmas gift. When you buy it for your friends and loved ones, you should also include a copy of Len Bracken's Aphorisms Against Work, because everyone needs to read it.

Fuck work.