I know I've mentioned it before, but...

Peter, thanks for those handful of days I got to spend at your house alone, and thanks for always being one of my best friends.

I wish that both of us were a few years older, so that we could have enjoyed the Internet Bubble before it so rudely burst.

A million thanks to all of my friends of all stripes. You keep me sane and happy, though to fair, I wish you'd hook me up with some dames. I could use a kiss.