I just watched the travesty known as Jason X with Andy, comic book artist and neighbor Nick Derington, and my brother, and I have to say it's got two of the funniest scenes I've ever seen in a movie, (so-called) horror or otherwise. If you've seen it, you probably known what I mean; if not, see it, for the head of security death scene and the Crystal Lake flashback. Comedy GOLD!

Speaking of that miserable masked goon, I'm going to see him duke it out with Freddy Krueger (who is standing on my shelf watching me as I type) on Friday. If Freddy loses, there's gonna be hell to pay.