Q. Mr. Smith, what is your deepest regret?
A. Killing colossi.
Q. Is that all? Participating in a video game?
A. Fuck you. I dare you to do the same and not feel something...
... well, I also regret not being as interesting a writer as Bill Burroughs, or Thomas Pynchon, or any number of slightly crazed writers, in the sense that nobody's ever gonna read my books and want to fuck with consensus reality.
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