Life is good, but man, people suck. Suck like a coprophage with his/her lips stitched to a prolapsed rectum.

OH, FUCK. I made the mistake of Googling "prolapsed rectum" to make sure I used the term correctly, and the motherfuckin' image I ran across has got me wanting to puke up the four beers I've had since I got off work three hours ago. Jesus fuck.

Anyway, if you're reading this, it's more than likely that you don't suck as much as the aforementioned sutured shit-eaters, and for that I give you my utmost thanks.

It's time to do some editing, and then it's off to bed, where I will read Anglo-German WWI naval history before visiting Nasht and Kaman-Thah.