Hardcore Literary Solipsist: "Almost anything that can happen in real life is more interesting when it happens in the pages of a book."

D.A. Smith: "I'm only slightly appalled that I agree with you almost one hundred percent."

If I hadn't just spilled half a beer all over myself and my keyboard, I'd work on my novel, but I think I'll eat something and read Castles of Steel, by the ever-engaging Robert K. Massie, instead. Untold thanks to my fellow future zeppelin captain, Matt Smith, for purchasing said book for me.