Bring me the head of Brian Ching.

Scott, Vanessa, Dave, Matt, Sara, and I attended the first game of the new Houston Major League Soccer team, the Dynamo. Because I'm feeling very lazy right now, I'll just say that I had a lot of fun, the match was solid, and the weather was perfect. Brian Ching, one of the Dynamo forwards, scored four goals, which I saw three of (we left a few minutes before injury time started), and they were almost all headers. Crazy stuff, man; I'm definitely going back to see Dynamo play again.