I've finally got a computer of my own, complete with net access. Now all I need is a word processor; as much as I love Notepad, it ain't exactly cut out for writing novels on.

That's all. I'll leave everyone with a choice lyric from Brant Bjork's song "Cheap Wine":

"Stop at the liquor store, we'll start at noon."

If that ain't a great philosophy, I don't know what is.