The sooner that I'm not surrounded by customers too stupid or heedless to read giant signs saying "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS," the better. If I thought people were idiots before, the fact that they fail to see a 3' by 4' sign right by the front door only reinforces my disdain. That and their almost total lack of sympathy for the half-dozen chumps here who are going to find themselves without income in a matter of weeks.

Fuck 'em all. I'll be happy to collect unemployment and give them all the finger from my porch, where I'll be working on a new novel and drinking cold beer. Fuck customers, and fuck jobs.