Boredom, the greatest of all evils, has spawned a notion that probably won't go anywhere, but is nevertheless interesting. Since removing various advertising/industry-related things from beneath the glass countertops, Matt and I have been replacing them with bizarre drawings and captions, and it's only a matter of time until we have dozens. I'm going to take them all and work them into some piece of fiction. It'll suck, naturally, given who's doing the work, but hey, it's a laugh.