This year, I'm going to finish writing and editing Critical Hits, and hopefully sell it to a publisher who'll give me a foolishly large advance.

This year, I want to become the owner of a 1970 GTO Judge, or at least my old coworker's '78 Nova.

This year, I want to be able to stop working and live a pleasantly idle life, and I hope everyone else who wants to do the same can.

This year, it looks like I've actually made some resolutions. I don't recall ever doing so before.

Take it easy in 2004, folks.