Don't forget tomorrow's May Day party at 1920 West Alabama, folks. If you haven't decided to come, let me give you a reason: free beer.

Once I get paid I'm gonna buy a ticket to Arrowfest, the mostly-lame classic rock get-tother at the Woodlands Pavilion. Why? Because Blue Oyster Cult is playing, and I ain't gonna miss it. Everyone should go see 'em.

I hate listening to coworkers babble.