Man, I'm lazy.

I'm so lazy I don't want to do nothing. Don't let yourself think that the double negative cancels itself out, because what I mean is that I am so lazy that doing nothing sounds like too much effort, so I want to do less than nothing.

My RPG.net column is horribly overdue, and while I've got maybe half of it finished, I'm too lazy to write the rest tonight. I don't even want to bother plugging in my headphones to listen to the new Ghost album, which is fantastic. Shit, I'm so fucking lazy I don't want to drag my ass to bed, because falling asleep will take some work.

This level of laziness is awe-inspiring.